Conversations with a Caddie

It’s Friday, and we thought we’d have a little fun on the blog today. We found these fun conversations and thought you guys might enjoy them. Have a great weekend, and hit ’em straight!

Top 10 Caddie Comments

Golfer: Think I’m going to drown myself in the lake.
Caddie: Think you can keep your head down that long?
Golfer: I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.
Caddie: Try heaven, you’ve already moved most of the earth.
Golfer: Do you think my game is improving?
Caddie: “Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now.
Golfer: Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?
Caddie: Eventually.
Golfer: You’ve got to be the worst caddy in the world.
Caddy: I don’t think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence.
Golfer: Please stop checking your watch all the time. It’s too much of a distraction.
Caddie: It’s not a watch – it’s a compass.
Golfer: How do you like my game?
Caddie: Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf.
Golfer: Do you think it’s a sin to play on Sunday?
Caddie: The way you play, sir, it’s a sin on any day.
Golfer: This is the worst course I’ve ever played on.
Caddie: This isn’t the golf course. We left that an hour ago.
Golfer: That can’t be my ball, it’s too old.
Caddie: It’s been a long time since we teed off, sir.

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